Warrior Bastian

"'Hey bitch.'""-Warrior Bastian, on eve of the 13th Battle of Realm 89"

Warrior Bastian is the protagonist of the Warrior Bastian series. He was born in San Fransisco (Realm 86) on August 15th. His birth year is unknown. He is currently married to Biggie Cheese, who is also married to LoveBug. He claims he has gained a lot of his musical talent from Biggie Cheese. His mortal enemy is Sook Jai, who commanded Krill to throw a large Home Depot bucket at him after Bastian beat Sook Jai in a game of rock, paper, scissors. The battles between Sook Jai and Warrior Bastian have only continued from there. Bastian has also quoted the forbidden phrase known throughout the Multiverse as the Phrase Decent People Would Say When Confronted by Amanda Lepore (Oh Fuck.) He has also released Furaidochikin from Realm 115.

Warrior Bastian is a yugoloth, all of which are hunted by the Dread Lord known as Furaidochikin. There are currently 198 yugoloths alive. Warrior Bastian is the only Yugoloth who bears a buff. Warrior Bastian's 'true appearance' remains hidden, although some believe he is a jackal-headed humanoid wearing a toga. Warrior Bastian's 'true appearance' is disputed.

Bastian is a self-proclaimed "master of music." He has composed many rap songs, for random reasons.

Warrior Bastian is one of the few characters in the series to have an inter dimensional counterpart, a little-known being that we call Malcolm Freberg.

Warrior Bastian displays a numerous amount of titan-like powers, most of which are supplied from his buff. Warrior Bastian's known abilities entail:
 * Jumping dimensions
 * Omni-Linguism
 * Creating fetishes in others (default ability supplied by the buff)
 * Ritual summoning of extra dimensional beings (rare ability supplied by the buff)


 * Greco-Roman Manipulation (very rare purple ability supplied by the buff)

Early Life

Warrior Bastian was born in San Fransisco (Realm 86) August 15th, year unknown, into the family of Yugoloth nobles known as the Collwind house. He was the 1457th in his family line, and was the heir to his house. At 24 years old, Bastian inherited the title as the head of the house shortly after his father was killed by Furaidochikin, a wandering Dread Lord. He developed an unusual tendency to wear Hawaiian shirts and shorts with long socks. He studied the Four Major Heavenly Disciplines. After meeting Biggie Cheese, his fiancee, he proceeded to learn the Eighteen Disciplines of the Great Sage, Equal of Heaven. He is classified as a bestial being for fucking Biggie Cheese repeatedly, but still isn't a furry.