Landover Baptist Church

Landover Baptist Church (Realm 1.00001) takes up over half of Freehold, Iowa. It is the home of several different sentient tumors who are dubbed as 'True Christians' by their pastor (and dictator) Pastor Ezekiel Flint. It has suffered a massive attack by Malcolm Freberg recently.

AREA DESCRIPTION
The church itself owns over a thousand acres in Freehold, and has twenty-eight paid pastors along with 412 full-time staff members, eleven fully equipped chapels, seven sanctuaries, a massive amphitheater, twelve television studios, two radio stations, an academy, a university, two gated communities, twenty-seven developments, three office parks, as well as a shopping mall, amusement park, golf course, retirement community, foundation, fire and police department, circus camp, resort center, retreat center, and a number of fitness centers, swimming pools, hot springs, and cemeteries.

INHABITANTS
A couple notable inhabitants in Landover Baptist Church include, but are not limited to:
 * Pastor Ezekiel Flint. The dictator-pastor of Landover Baptist Church, Ezekiel Flint is a True Christian and is said to be extremely intelligent, although many have countered this point with the simple statement that if someone thinks God is real, they're obviously stupid.
 * Johnny Joe Hold. A die-hard sexist and the mayor of Freehold, Johnny Joe Hold is an eighty-year-old rapist and pervert. Like, come on. The Bible says to not do that kind of thing.